The Vampire Queen

hey guys it's Marceline! of course i post mostly Adventure Time with a dash of Doctor Who and other amazing things :) superwholock heckle yeah!
i try to post mostly positive things and i hope my blog will make you smile :) if anybody ever needs anyone there for them i'm ALWAYS here to talk no matter what <3

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

(Source: loganlermen)

Anonymous sent: can i call you daddy while we fuck

ogreacheiver:

You can call out to Jesus while we’re at church

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

image

I AM SO HAPPY

(Source: sidnugget)

somaperies:

vantasticmess:

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever

#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake
spacehamsterg:

This made me laugh out loud way too hard.